Wednesday, March 17

 Two-Man Comedy - Howard Platt and Jarlath Conroy perform in “A Couple of Blaguards” at the Philharmonic Center for the Arts at 5 and 7:30 p.m. today and Thursday. 597-1900.

 Music Fest - The Naples-Fort Myers Greyhound Track continues its March Music Festival with a St. Patrick’s Day show featuring Irish musicians Gerry Forde and Jimmy Joyce at noon. The show features a contest for the best Irish-dressed patron and a dance contest. Everyone wearing green will be admitted free. 992-2411.

 Tent Party - The Bell Tower Shops hosts a St. Patrick’s Day Celebration at 4 p.m. featuring Irish and Celtic bands, bagpipers, festive food and beverages.