This week's theater

Shakespeare Abridged - Theatre Conspiracy presents "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)" through April 11. Three actors cram all 37 plays, both comedy and tragedy, and 154 sonnets by William Shakespeare into two acts and send the Bard rolling in his grave. The theater is at 2711 Park Windsor Dr. #302, Fort Myers. 936-3239 or theatreconspiracy. org.

Art of Murder - The Florida Repertory Theatre performs "The Art of Murder,'' an award-wining new thriller, through Sunday, April 12. 332-4488 or FloridaRep. org.

Wicked - The Barbara B. Mann Performing Arts Hall hosts "Wicked,'' Broadway's biggest blockbuster, through March 29. Long before that girl from Kansas arrives in Munchkinland, two girls meet in the land of Oz. One - born with emerald green skin - is smart, fiery and misunderstood. The other is beautiful, ambitious and very popular. How these two grow to become the Wicked Witch of the West and Glinda the Good Witch makes for a satisfying musical. (800) 440-7469 or 481-4849 or www.bbmannpah.com.

Little Shop of Horrors - Sanibel's Schoolhouse Theater presents "Little Shop of Horrors'' through April 4. Written by Alan Menken and Howard Ashman, it's a charming, gleefully gruesome musical. 472- 6862 or theschoolhousetheater.com.

Anything Goes - The Naples Players perform "Anything Goes'' through Saturday, April 4, at the Sugden Community Theatre. Cole Porter's sublime 1930s musical crams a world of joyous archetypes aboard the oceanliner SS America, and then lets them collide happily. Many of Porter's best-loved songs are here" "I Get a Kick Out of You," "It's De-lovely" and "Anything Goes.'' Tickets: $35 (adults), $10 (students); 263-7990 or www.naplesplayers.org.

All Shook Up - Broadway Palm Dinner Theater presents "All Shook Up'' through Saturday, April 11. This musical comedy combines Elvis hits with a whole new story full of hilarious twists and turns. 278-4422 or www.BroadwayPalm.com.

Church Basement Ladies - Broadway Palm Dinner Theater - Off Broadway presents "Church Basement Ladies,'' a musical tribute to the church basement kitchen and the fabulous women who work there through May 24. 278-4422 or www.BroadwayPalm.com.

Legally Blond - The Naples Philharmonic Center for the Arts presents "Legally Blonde The Musical" Tuesday, March 31, through Sunday, April 5. The hilarious MGM film is Broadway's new smash hit musical. "Legally Blonde The Musical" follows sorority star Elle Woods, an underestimated blonde who doesn't take "no" for an answer. 597-1900 or www.thephil.org.

Dinner With Friends - The Naples Players perform "Dinner With Friends," a dramatic comedy, March 25-April 18, on stage in the Tobye Studio, Sugden Community Theatre, 701 5th Ave. South, Naples. Tickets: $20/adults, $10/students. 263-7990 or www.naplesplayers.org.