The Redneck Games

East Dublin, Ga. and Athens, Tex. recently sponsored their own versions of Redneck Games, with events such as mud-pit bellyflopping, seed-spitting and making armpit music, "red-neck horseshoes" played with toilet seats, a Spam-and-jalapeno-eating contest, a mattress chuck, men bobbing for raw animal parts in tomato paste, and the ever-popular coed butt crack contest. The San Antonio Express-News wrote: "There was something strangely arresting about watching 10 serious faced guys grind away at pink bricks of Spam while Steppenwolf's "Born to Be Wild" boomed from the loudspeakers." ¦